So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
oh dear god
A thing happened on campus
- Broke nigga: why would you spend over $100 for shoes, theyre just shoes
- Me: do you only buy shit off the dollar menu just cuz its just food, you broke bitter bitch, fuck outta my face with you grandfather first pair of payless sneakers
There is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of everything. Negative people find their walls. So never apologize for your enthusiasm. Never. Ever. Never.- Ryan Adams (via psych-facts)